Very stupid jokes

By carrotkitty — December 13
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I have too much to count. I don't think any of you would get them. :(
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What do you call a nation run by Obama? An Obama-Nation! Ha ha..
Anyway, I would love to hear one of your jokes :3
Edited December 13
Hello. My username is NyanCat123. I enjoy drawing ( even if i stink XD). Mythical creatures fascinate me, and I like to draw them the most.. The reason why I love Nyan Cat is because of the galaxy. It always expands but humans don't know whats it's expanding into. Wonder. Enjoy =3
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GUY: Hey babe, you live to be beautiful, right?
GIRL: Yeah.
GUY: So that means you'd die to be ugly.
GIRL: Uh n-
GUY: Well you should kill yourself then because you're drop-dead gorgeous
GIRL: *disgusted*
This came to me when I was supposed to be sleeping
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sun and moon prism powerrrrr
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*audible choking*
I'm Kim, a twelve-year-old nerd who snorts memes when nobody is watching. I love D.VA, Hanzo, Lillie and Hau. @Puggles @Aasdfg @Kawlii @0bscure @Paradise @Kiaboo My inspiration is @Crayon #TrashGang
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Ok I have a few:
1. What is up but never goes down?
2. Whats goes around the world but stays in 1 place?
3. What do cats look at when they are willing to buy the perfect gift?
4. Why were frogs on a suicide run?
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This topic is about jokes, not riddles, pixil-artist
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What did one math book say to the other?
Leave me alone! I've got my own problems!
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Well that's a nice ADDITION to this forum, @Kodama
It's pathetic. I know.
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Hey there! Go check out my irl friends: @Chatoyant @sapphire @Julkat2004 @OnyxDragon @aboxwithheelys @Victuuri @LondyLoo and @SuewWhyNot. // Go check out some cool people on here too: @Hetsuna @whatever @Kimothy @Kiaboo @MeyTheSpicyRice // Thanks so much to @Hetsuna for my beautiful header! // Actually On (X) Actually Off ()
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